Saturday, 23 May 2009

The Scandal of Britain's New Towns, Built on Cake Board

Perhaps one of the editorial or design staff at Buttons lived on a particularly dilapidated high-rise and had a dark sense of humour. It's hard to believe that the inclusion of the above suggested activity didn't appear out of at least a little devilment, despite the tone of innocence found throughout the rest of the publication.

Buttons was a weekly comic for very small children which came as an annex to the BBC's 'See-Saw' strand of pre-school programming back in the 1980's, and as such featured cartoon strips of all the fondly remembered shows of the time. Whilst flicking through a pile of '82/'83 issues recovered from my parents' loft in search of some sweet King Rollo & Willo The Wisp action (pleasantly surprised to find considerable coverage given to the original Crow & Alice era of You And Me too), I found this thinly veiled ulterior commentary on post-war housing.

Now it is of course common to hear poorly built council houses described as being 'paper thin', but these innovative designs are recommended to be constructed from cardboard. This is a step up from the houses on the 1970's Thorplands estate in Northampton, which actually were made in part from paper, namely a waterproof 'breathable' sheeting fixed to plywood frames. The foundations however comprised of concrete slabs, not the foil covered cake board suggested here.

Maybe that 'leave to dry' line is something to do with rising damp, though I might just be reading too much into it.

Monday, 4 May 2009

The Deft Rattle

A photo taken by me appears on page 49 of the latest issue of The Wire. It accompanies a lengthy review by David Stubbs of the forthcoming Mordant Music/Shackleton dubstep compilation Picking O'er The Bones, and in the shot, Baron Mordant can be seen demonstrating how the Japanese apparently continually stretch their muscles in the street.

His hamstring extension came as we emerged from an underpass in Watford on a fairly abortive outing in February. The town was fetid with football as Crystal Palace were visiting Vicarage Road that day, so we schlepped out to Cassiobury Park to talk about masonic corruption and prog rock.

Picking O'er The Bones is due out at the end of this month, and collects together all the MM Shackleton vinyl releases onto one CD album.

Limber up. It's better than Watford.